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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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