He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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