The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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