dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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