who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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