I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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