We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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