Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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