"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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