I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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