I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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