He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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