weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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