I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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