Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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