yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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