i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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