Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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