i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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