She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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