At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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