maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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