Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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