i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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