i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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