ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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