rhymes with "ouble enetration"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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