just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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