Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
