Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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