I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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