im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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