Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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