They should really pass out barf bags in church
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The ass gains better be worth it
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