I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
