Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
