Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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