get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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