just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
