do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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