so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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