oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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