How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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