if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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