sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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