there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
no you cant smoke seaweed
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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