how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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