so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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