She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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