Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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